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whitegirlsaintshit:

how can you suck dick like that? there’s no vacuum. his face is always gonna have a draft. you can smell his breath on every side of his face. this nigga can’t be near water no more, he’d drown trying wash his face. he ain’t never gonna replenish his thirst. smh i wish him the best.

whitegirlsaintshit:

how can you suck dick like that? there’s no vacuum. his face is always gonna have a draft. you can smell his breath on every side of his face. this nigga can’t be near water no more, he’d drown trying wash his face. he ain’t never gonna replenish his thirst. smh i wish him the best.

(Source: hugepoppa, via berealandneverdoubtyourself)

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casey-haunter:

hogwartsisbiggerontheinside:

somedonkusfromasgard:

greatleapsforward:

meowitsraygun:

meowitsraygun:

I’m gonna start an all girl punk band that sings really offensive songs like, “I don’t know how to tell you you’re bad at oral.”

Our second song is going to be called “My eyelashes are longer than your dick.”

id listen to you guys.

Another song could be “Christ will come before I do.”

Oh my god

I’m already a fan. I want merch.

(via makebelievethati-impress)

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chickenheadspecial:

33% cold, 33% sleepiness, 33% anxiety, 1% glitter

(Source: tom-bakery, via makebelievethati-impress)

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bilboh:

one time in sixth grade this kid shouted “urethra” instead of “eureka”

(Source: asukaas, via makebelievethati-impress)

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cuddle-junkie:

blame-it-on-the-love:

If this hadn’t been cut from the movie I’d have been full on bawling in the cinema!

I’m so glad I didn’t get rick rolled again.

(via makebelievethati-impress)

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lordofthewolves:

theperksofbeingjohnwatson:

nahshaw:

maybe he won’t die in the movie

i love how we all know exactly what this post is about

the passion of the christ

(via kneading-peetas-bread)

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awidesetvagina:

this is still the best story ever told at a talk show

(via makebelievethati-impress)

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anaaesthetic:

pandabomb:

florida is a godless place. I went there once, got in the ocean, and immediately had to evacuate because a bull shark was swimming right towards me. there was an alligator on the side of the freeway. meth addicts and men on tractors roam free. florida is america’s australia

I grew up in Florida. Please don’t insult Australia like that.

(via jayneheroofcanton)

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(via tvlkinghevds)

(Source: valiantschool, via typical-boyband)

Drugs become addictive the day you decide to use it to fill the gaps in your heart instead of using it for short entertainment.
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brokensilence137:

dynaroo:



I think this bird got confused when someone told him he belonged in the sky.
He decided to be the sky instead.

brokensilence137:

dynaroo:

image

I think this bird got confused when someone told him he belonged in the sky.

He decided to be the sky instead.

(via berealandneverdoubtyourself)

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murphmanfa:

sandvichette:

vigilantespanties:

Fred Rogers Acceptance Speech - 1997

Our neighbor didn’t die, he was just needed someplace else.

He took a moment that was about recognizing him and turned it into a moment to recognize everyone who was there and everyone who made it possible for him to do what he does. If you want a perfect example of why he is so fondly remembered and such a great person, it’s tough to find a better one than this.

(via geeky-hooker)

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hawk-and-handsaw:

this gif of buff chris evans having to pretend like he can’t do a push-up is so important to me. 

image

(via geeky-hooker)

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lacy-of-time:


all ready for easter

different strokes for different yokes

lacy-of-time:

all ready for easter

different strokes for different yokes

(Source: toastradamus, via geeky-hooker)

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